New Decree (Spoof )

Seeing as we are governed by an illegal regime that throw out new decree's at any/every turn in an attempt to legitimize themselves, here's a decree we found decreeing (and decrying) their illegal and treasonous functions.

Executive Authority of Fiji Decree 2009
REPUBLIC OF THE FIJI ISLANDS
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EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY OF FIJI DECREE 2009
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OFFICE OF THE ILLEGAL PRESIDENT AND COMMANDER IN CHIEF
OF THE REPUBLIC OF THE FIJI MILITARY FORCES
(DECREE NO. 52)

IN exercise of the powers vested in me as President and Commander in Chief of the Republic of the Fiji Military Forces, I hereby make the following Decree:

1. This Decree may be cited as the Executive Authority of Fiji Decree 2009.

2. I, Ratu Epeli Nailatikau, as President and Commander in Chief of the Republic of the Fiji Military
Forces hereby appoint Aiyaz Sayed-Khaiyum as Chief Censor and Self-Serving Master of corruption with Unrestricted Licence to Rip Off Funds, Goods and Property anywhere within the Fiji Islands.

3. Until such time as a Parliament is elected in accordance with a Constitution yet to be adopted, the aforementioned Aiyaz Sayed-Khaiyum shall exercise the following powers:
(a) to tell the illegal and treasonous Prime Minister what to do next;
(b) to appoint family members and friends to whatever positions take their fancy;
(c) to make laws for the peace, order and good government of Fiji by Decree acting in accordance with day to day requirements of keeping a firm lid on everything that other people don’t have to know;
(d) to exercise the executive authority of Fiji which ever way he bloody well likes.

4. No question as to the validity of this Decree or any other Decree shall be entertained by any Court of Law in Fiji.

5. In this Decree:

"Constitution yet to be adopted" means the full written Constitution to be drawn up to replace the Fiji Constitution Amendment Act 1997, to be adopted by the people of Fiji in such manner as the abovementioned Aiyaz Sayed-Khaiyum may just possibly in the future determine once he has formally taken over the reins of power from the truly awful and repulsive Josaia Voreqe Bainimarama.

Dated this 30th day of November 2009.

RATU E. NAILATIKAU
Illegal President and Commander in Chief of the
Republic of the Fiji Military Forces