In exasperation Gandalf soundly berates Pippin with words that we will blatantly plagiarize today—“Fool of a Took!!”.
Ladies and Gentlemen let’s have a round of applause for Corporal Maika Vuniwawa for being damned tookish enough to think that the inner circle of the IIG will bail him out for the murder of Nimilote Verebasaga.
They won’t buddy. You are soooo rowing your canoe solo towards your fellow murdering mates up at Naboro. Unless of course Commander Ioane Naivalurua comes galloping to your aid with another free pass letting you loose again in society, contrary to the proper norms of justice.
The fact is the IIG will not want to be tainted further by additional guilt by association and they will keep those reserve powers only for themselves. It’s all about self-preservation—theirs that is. Unfortunately Vuniwawa you don’t make the cut.
In case you didn’t get the memo Vuniwawa, you are merely an expendable asset. This surely should not be new to you. All militia types live by solemn oaths bound by the understanding that when push comes to shove and you are sent to the front-lines, you offer yourselves as servants of your flag and country and are therefore mere pawns furthering whatever strategic intentions have been bedded down by others above you.
Let’s hope those other foolish tooks currently blindly following orders to violently stamp out, by intimidation, vociferous opposition to the IIG get the hint. Somehow we know it’s a long shot.
Vuniwawa’s lawyer, Haroon Ali Shah, for the record seems to be racking up his street cred quite nicely for defending murderers. Vuniwawa is well advised to seek legal counsel that can give him the straight-up, unedited truth re: his options. The truth will set you free tamana. Just plead guilty and for your flag and country take it like a man.
Poor stoopid Foolish
FTooks the lot of em.